10 Commandment Of A Relationship....

RECEIVED THIS SOME TIME AGO....
I knoe i asked in my previous posting if there is 10 commandments in a relationship...
Thanks to a frend...I got it....But Frends....this is only for a joke factor.
Not to be taken as a serious guidelines or anything...


Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder
and lightning.


Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your
sleep.


Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
times grand!


Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak
and the neighbours listen.


Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife,you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is
new or the wife is.


Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as
one. The trouble starts when they try to decide
which one.


Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say. After marriage,
he will fall asleep before you finish.


Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But
the law allows only one wife.


Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wives treat husbands like toxic
waste.


Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After
that,he is finished.